Funny Medical Student Quotes

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Funny medical student quotes

. Youre very sick -- I like that in a patient - from a cartoon by PC. Have you ever been in therapy. Quotes about hospital Funny.

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When I went for my medical school interview I had an old paperback of Henderson the Rain King in the pocket of my coat. A rush while taking medical pledgeoath. You study to prepare for the day when you are the only thing between a patient and the grave Mark Reid.

I want to experience the most beautiful adrenaline rush of my life. Their aim is to promote purity and prevent adultery. To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies then 3 to 7 more in residency before finally getting your license.

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Ive had very bleak experiences in hospitals but they were also sometimes very funny. One day you will be someones hope someones hero Unknown. Vey Tell your therapist that you have an addiction to shitty advice and then ask if you can see them more than once a day.

Its like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is. While I was in the doctors waiting room there was this tiny man only about six inches tall. I was wearing the best clothes I had - a pair of cords and a sport coat - but.

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me Maybe life isnt for everyone. 58Student you dont study to past the test. Altered definitions of student.

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Ill need to be autoclave While thats correct its not the most correct. In short Good Night. To endure this much of student life you either have to be really determined a little bit coo-coo or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

Sexual intercourse is a common practice among all people. Sometimes it can be depressing. Doctors Group 3 Doctor to patient.

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Dec 31 2020 - Explore BeautifulGoddess Withins board Funny medical quotes followed by 155 people on Pinterest. 31 quotes have been tagged as medical-students. 59Medicine is only for those who cant imagine doing anything else Dr.

Theres people going through a lot of pain in there. The saying Theres more pleasure in giving than in receiving applies chiefly to advice. This is nursing school Be nice to me.

Laughter is not the best medicine Propofol is You cant cure stupid but you can sedate it Showering wont be enough after today. DrFarouk Flickr CC BY. I dispense the happy pills Yes I am a nurse.

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