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. Its days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstones Chewable Morphine. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin. Among those whom I like or admire I can find no common.

That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. One afternoon a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasnt been feeling well lately. You should try it.

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They are the best Internet has to offer. Quotes tagged as laughter-is-the-best-medicine Showing 1-30 of 69 When people are doing their utmost to upset you its probably best to just laugh at them Wayne Gerard Trotman tags. Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way.

Not only does laughter reduce stress it lowers your blood pressure gives you an excellent ab workout and releases endorphins. And a sense of humor. Funny Cry for Help Ecard.

There is an endless list of medical terms and abbreviations even some nurses are having a hard time memorizing. Medical students and professionals alike know that laughter is the best medicine. Funny quotes on medical symptoms WebMD is updating its server because of a virus.

Who says medicine and allied healthcare cant be fun. Laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. Hilarious Short Quotes Doctors Group 6.

No RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics. Cocaine is Gods way of telling you you are making too much money. Always do sober what you said youd do drunk.

Mirth is Gods medicine Henry Ward Beecher. Well they think it was a virus but it could also be malaria kidney failure a heart murmur gallstones or. Making fun of Dad Pathalogical.

Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs. Cheaper than day rates. Funny inspirational quotes for work and life.

A good laugh heals a lot of hurts Madeleine LEngle. Discover and share Funny Medicine Quotes. Because of my mother.

Second cousin to Elvis. Have you ever been in therapy. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today.

30 Funniest Hospital Chart Bloopers That Are Actually Real However human nature dictates that you. After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me Maybe life isnt for everyone. The greatest disease in the West today is not TB or leprosy.

So just imagine how clueless some patients can be once they encounter intimidating medical terminologies for the first time. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease Voltaire. So there you go - these are the funniest doctor memes ever.

A doctors cane Morbid. The aim of medicine is to prevent disease. A person who has fainted.

So its no surprise that this translates into some great humor in the professional field. Share with your hilarious nursing family and friends and be sure to give our Pinterest board a follow. What you do to your piano when you move Outpatient.

Minor surgery is an operation performed on somebody else. It is being unwanted unloved and. A reasonable way to go Pharmacist.

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people Victor Borge. If at first you dont succeed then skydiving definitely isnt for you.

Funny Nursing Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud These quotes remind us that nursing takes a special kind a kind like you. A higher offer than I bid. Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture Pelvis.

Im sick of following my dreams man. Weve collected some of the best medical puns and jokes across the web so you can treat yourself to some FDA-approved okay not really all-natural medical humor. They say laughter is the best medicine well Bored Panda is here to fill out your prescription.

Check out these Medical Jokes About Doctors. Its like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later. 833 quotes have been tagged as medicine. Its like medicine - very healing.

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